Sticky socks, again? Wait – my favorite panties? Are you kidding me? You are out of control. You are so disrespectful. I don’t think you understand that nothing you do will get me to leave your father. I am with your dad, stop trying to fuck this up. Look, I guess we need to make […] More
I know you don’t have any experience… and I just CAN’T let my son go away to college a virgin, I just CAN’T! So what better grad present than giving you your very first sexual experience that you’ll never forget! You’re a bit confused and hesitant, but I convince you everything is okay and just […] More
It was so nice of you to come over and help me… in such foul weather! Did you get the entire driveway shoveled? Oh, thank you! You’re so good to me… always my favorite nephew! Now, it’s getting late, and it doesn’t look like the snow is going to let up. Why don’t you just […] More