Auntie Meana was your favourite of your mom’s friends. She never treated you like a little boy the way the other mom’s did. She always talked to you like a man. Now that you’d grown up, you realized how insanely hot she was, and how jealous it made other women, including your mom. That must be why you hadn’t seen Auntie Meana in a while. She’s too cool for this New Year’s party, and all the other mom’s are just whispering about her and her escapades. “I wonder what they’d all say if I told them I found a hot young man to fuck at this party? Too bad my New Year’s Resolution is to stop having one night stands.” But New Years Resolutions don’t start till January 1st don’t they?